Ranma, what happened to you? You're all dried up! -Mousse -Cat-Fu Fighting
You are SO uncute! -Ranma -Various Times
It's a cute dolly. -Tatawaeki Kuno -TV Series Vol. 2
Be SILENT Woman! -Tatawaeki Kuno -Big Trouble in Nekonrun, China
Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! -Ranma -Nihao My Concubine
Who are you calling P-Chan? -Ryoga -Various times
What've you doen to Shampoo, you dried up monkey? -Mousse -Desperately Seeking Shampoo
What? I'm more disliked than Mousse? -Ranma -Desperetely Seeking Shampoo
If you don't give Akane back, you'll all die....from her terrible cooking! -Ranma -Big Trouble in Nekonrun, China
Hiryuu shoten ha! -Ranma
Baksai tensetsu! -Ryoga
Ranma, you PERVERT! -Akane -Very Often
Where in the world am I now? -Ryoga -An Akane to Remember
Who are you? -Shinosoke -An Akane to Remember
Why, the living billboard, who else? -Shinosoke's Grandfather -An Akane to Remember
No! Don't eat that! You'll die! -Ranma -Akane and Her Sisters
Look at it, Jolly Green Giant meltdown, if you'd been cooking we'd all be dead by now. -Ranma -Tendo Family Christmas Scramble
Kasumi, did.. SHE.. help with dinner? -Soun -Akane and Her Sisters
Never fear! Mr. Happy is here! -Happosai -Nihao my Concubine
The world... is a dark and lonely place. -Ryoga -Nihao my Concubine
You jackass, you didn't have to show him my chest! - Ukyo -Ukyo Can Cook
Sleeping in Akane's bed again, eh Mr. P? -Ranma -Ukyo Can Cook
I am revived! -Kuno -One Grew Over the Kuno's Nest